In light of corporate slander

Recently, Polynera Marketing Solutions has phallen victim to some very serious allegations. We wish to inform our customer base that these accusations have no basis in truth. Although do not know what motivated the accusers to slander us in such a way, we feel we have been phorced to speak out, and let the public know what is REALLY happening.

Polynera marketing solutions is not, and has never been, a "pussy bonch". We are, as we have always been, a revolutionary e-marketing phirm that aims to uplift small content creators. In phact, we do not have a clear understanding of what the phrase "pussy bonch" actually entails. The word "pussy" would seem to imply some phorm of cowardice. We wish to inform our customers that this could not be pharther from reality. Polynera Marketing solutions is willing to go much pharther in the line of duty than any other marking phirm. The second word, "bonch" confuses us yet more. It may shock you to know that "bonch" is not even a real word! Trust us, we checked 3 different dictionaries, and even googled it online. It just goes to show how little effort our enemies put into their horrid smear campaigns

We trust that this article has restored your shaken phaith in our good company. Polynera markeing solutions is, as it has always been, Phun and E-Z!